*cough* my public transport blush

runawaykiwi is on a bus. A ticket inspector boards and asks to see everyone’s tickets.

Ticket inspector: Ticket please

(runawaykiwi digs in bag and produces ticket)

Ticket inspector: thats not a ticket, thats a spoon…

(runawaykiwi blushes and put the gelato spoon back in purse and finds actual ticket).