Well… that was the strangest tube trip I’ve had in a while

Mind the Gap

Girl to the left of me quietly sobbing;

Man to the right of me quietly singing songs from Glee – from ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ to ‘Run the World (Girls)’;

Man diagonally to the left trying to curl his hair with a pencil;

Mother to the diagonal right trying to explain to her son where babies come from ; and

The woman across from me reading Mein Kampf.

London underground you have outdone yourself.