London is totally normal

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London is a town that encourages people to stand on the right so that hurried commuters can run by on the left. London is totally normal.

London is a town that is in zones so you know how far away someone lives. London is totally normal.

London is a town where a pint is a right and chips come with cheese. London is totally normal.

London is a town where the comedian is king. London is totally normal.

London is a town where museums are free and churches have an entry fee. London is totally normal.

London is a town which celebrates the sun, if only we were lucky enough to see it. London is totally normal.

London is a town where everyone is welcome, you are never the strangest person on the bus. London is totally normal.

London is a town where you trip over history. London is totally normal.

London is a town where ‘correct’ and ‘decent’ are more important than ‘passion’ and ‘risk’. London is totally normal.

London is a town that jumps feet first into charitable happenings. London is totally normal.

London is a town where a man doing a headstand in a bucket draws no notice. London is totally…