runawaykiwi-in-the-snow

I seem to bring extreme weather with me wherever I go. I was in Stockholm a couple of weeks ago and they had a freak blizzard. Me being the ignorant Kiwi living in London that I am, I assumed that Sweden was just snowy all winter, but apparently the locals were surprised by the snow storm as well. They have not had snow like that in a few years, and even then it is normally in January not the beginning of November.

When I arrived on Monday there was a light dusting of snow on the ground. Don’t get me wrong it was more snow than I had seen in years, about the same as London got on the snowiest day a few years ago, but nothing to stop life functioning as normal. I was so excited, I mean SNOW. And it was good snow, snow that stayed where it was meant to and looked great in the background on Instagram.

Tuesday the snow was in the air, lightly falling. It turned my 15 minute walk to work into a 25 minute walk to work, but I wasn’t mad at it because it was beautiful. Like Winter Wonderland but not full of fairground rides and terrible excuses for human beings. Tuesday was great.

Wednesday was the apocalypse.

Wednesday was so much snow that all public transport stopped, cars couldn’t drive, and I fell over twice. My 25 minute Tuesday walk turned into a 40 minute shuffle through the snow as svelt 70 year old Swedish men ran past me in the snow drifts. Why was I shuffling I hear you ask? Oh, just because I was entirely unprepared for snow and the only shoes I had were my Converse. My Converse that have so little grip in the snow that they may as well be roller skates.

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If it weren’t bad enough that I had to walk in a snowdrift that was up to my knees (as I said, the Swedish were surprised too and hadn’t got the whole snowplough shindig organised yet) I had the lovely joy of a Swedish person stopping me every 15 minutes to tell me I was wearing the wrong shoes.

When you are standing in a blizzard with a dog trying to pee on your semi-frozen leg it is really hard to know what to say to the person pointing at your feet saying “those shoes are wrong”. I went with the “oh shit really?” approach, because it was better than weeping into the snow as I tried to get Amazon to deliver snow boots to ‘somewhere in the blizzard – Stockholm’.

First time it was funny, twelfth time I was ready to stab them with a frozen herring.

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Side note: during winter in Stockholm they normally have handsome men roaming the rooftops pushing off the snow, they make sure the footpath is cordoned off first to avoid accidentally killing someone. However, because it was a surprise blizzard the handsome men were off undertaking other duties. This meant that every so often a significant amount of snow would spontaneously fall off the roof, and if you happened to be underneath it you may die. Snow is fun.

It was an amazing experience to be in a city covered in snow, from inside a warm building it was my favourite thing in the world. From outside? After falling on my ass for the hundredth time as a local pointed at my shoes and rooftop snow of death might kill me…. I will take London rain any day.

Oh, and dogs in the snow are perfection.

Super Saturday BODYATTACK

Ok I know this blog doesn’t get super personal, but I just had to share about the work trip I went on…because it was mental. Every year in Stockholm there is an event called Super Saturday, where 5000 group exercise instructors gather together to take part in Les Mills classes.

I didn’t really know what to expect, I had seen packed Group Exercise classes before but that was with a 100 people not thousands. It was held at the Globe Arena (the one that looks like a giant golf ball in the middle of town) and I have never seen so many good looking people. I mean, the Scandinavians are good looking normally, but Scandinavian gym instructors? Wow.

I walked in and the first thing I saw was a BODYATTACK class (above) with six people presenting and 2000 people taking part. It was incredible to see that many people moving in time. One of the often touted mottos of Les Mills is ‘together we are strong’ and let me tell you, thousands of instructors doing BODYATTACK proved the point. Everyone was so captured by the moment that there was no ‘I’, there was just the tribe moving as one.

As well as the classes there was also filming for the quarterly choreography releases* which were filmed outside New Zealand for the first time ever. The filming looks pretty much like a normal class, in the BODYPUMP 89 filming for example they only stopped once when the music started a little late, apart from that the instructors just took the class like normal. Well, not normal exactly… this BODYPUMP class had 1900 and was in an arena. But you get the gist.

BODYPUMP 89 filming

 

So I know it’s a little different to the normal blog fodder, but I just wanted to share this incredible moment that I was lucky enough to experience!

*that’s right, that BODYPUMP class you go to has teams of 100s designing choreography and music four times a year which are then shipped all over the globe for your instructor in your gym to teach to you.