Girl to the left of me quietly sobbing;
Man to the right of me quietly singing songs from Glee – from ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ to ‘Run the World (Girls)’;
Man diagonally to the left trying to curl his hair with a pencil;
Mother to the diagonal right trying to explain to her son where babies come from ; and
The woman across from me reading Mein Kampf.
London underground you have outdone yourself.