Getting a bit philosophical

Getting a bit philosophical

Wedding planning in the time of Corona

I tried on my wedding dress the other day for the third time, and it was the first time I was happy while doing it. Trying on a wedding dress alone is tricky to begin with, thankfully mine is just a simple zip up the back – but it is one zip more than I […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

5 months without a drink

It has been five months since I have had a drop of alcohol. My health dropped off a cliff face this year (read more about it in this post), and as a side effect my liver went haywire. I spent the week after New Years slowly turning yellow, skin and eyes and everything. It is […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

What the hell happened to my health this year?

The first half of 2019 has been slightly rubbish for me. I have been promising to talk about it for a while, so here is the story about how I turned into Pikachu, stopped drinking gin and spent 5 months crying on a couch. Interestingly enough, that isn’t even an exaggeration. It all started a […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

The general fuckery that is blogging

It is a beautiful Easter Sunday and I am sitting on my balcony (in the shade because I am paler than the friendly ghost) looking at all the people busy going somewhere. I on the other hand have just fought with a spilled cup of tea (literal not gossipy) and Microsoft Office online chat help […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

Let me tell you about a flat

I cried yesterday, big ugly tears. I cried as I sat on the couch in my new flat opening junk-mail. One might think it was the way that Virgin Media seems hell bent on killing trees by way of repetitious marketing letters that made me cry, but no. It was because I had just moved […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

The selfish adventures

I have had an excellent 2018 so far. I mean, not right now, right now I’m finally starting to get better after a three week long cold that made me resemble a 90’s Nickelodeon slime machine. But before the cold I was loving this year. I decided in January that this was my year of […]

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