Getting a bit philosophical

Getting a bit philosophical

The general fuckery that is blogging

It is a beautiful Easter Sunday and I am sitting on my balcony (in the shade because I am paler than the friendly ghost) looking at all the people busy going somewhere. I on the other hand have just fought with a spilled cup of tea (literal not gossipy) and Microsoft Office online chat help […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

Let me tell you about a flat

I cried yesterday, big ugly tears. I cried as I sat on the couch in my new flat opening junk-mail. One might think it was the way that Virgin Media seems hell bent on killing trees by way of repetitious marketing letters that made me cry, but no. It was because I had just moved […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

The selfish adventures

I have had an excellent 2018 so far. I mean, not right now, right now I’m finally starting to get better after a three week long cold that made me resemble a 90’s Nickelodeon slime machine. But before the cold I was loving this year. I decided in January that this was my year of […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

How to efficiently and effectively dry your hands with paper towels

This blog post has been a long time coming. While some bloggers are writing outfit of the day posts, or getting trips to far flung destinations, I know what you are all truly after. As I have been watching people in bathrooms for the last few years (we all do this right? Totally normal behaviour) […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

Where are all the women?

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a panel show, asking where all the god damn women are. Call me crazy but I was under the impression that the earth was made up of 50% women. Actually I just checked the UK Office for National Statistics and the population of the UK is around […]

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Getting a bit philosophical

My 2018 bucket list

This year felt like the year I put my life on hold, it moved both at a snails pace and also in the blink of an eye. So I thought it was time to get my planning on for 2018, and since all the cool kids are writing bucket lists I thought I would jump […]

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