Food envy be gone

I seriously suffer from food envy. Now annoyingly this is not yet a recognised medical condition, if it was I’m sure there would be some sort of ‘bring me two meals’ law in place to ...

I am so very sorry

I must apologise, because this blog mentions Damien Hirst far too often. But what can I do when I go to a restaurant and there happens to be a Hirst on a plinth 4 meters above the diners? This art ...